The Walking Dead Season 3 Begins Filming Next...
nick fury: hey i just met ya'll
nick fury: and this is crazy
nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
nick fury: so call me maybe
Imagine being kidnapped when you have a cold. →
laughingisbetter: heyfunniest: Your mouth would be duct taped and your nose would be stuffed Life sometimes sucks, You need a break, Click here & Laugh! undefined I think about this a lot
All the arguments to prove man’s superiority can not shatter this hard fact: In...– Peter singer (via officialteamgreen)
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.