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the-absolute-funniest-posts: I’m just so sexy, it overflows. Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
Makes me feel like I need to go take a shower because he makes me feel icky all over. That fake smile…yeesh. And Newt Gingrich…well, his name is Newt for a reason. He’s slimy and amphibious.
Why my followers don't talk to me?
Okay kids, time for a lesson on SOPA and PIPA:
If and only if (because they probably won’t) they are passed, they will not get rid of the entire internet. Why people think that, I have no idea. We will still all have internet, kids. They will only control copyrighted things so yes, tumblr is at risk but things like your school’s website or internet in general, it will still be around. So no, if SOPA or PIPA are passed, you will...
That moment when someone else gets blamed for your...
totally-relatable: it’s usually the dog
When your teacher is pointing at you and you're...
chaystar: (via Chaystar) or when your teacher has a glass eye and you can’t tell who he’s staring at/speaking to